Big USB Tape Dispenser

Four-port USB hub version 2.0 with LED indicator. Three rear ports can be turned 180 degrees independently. Up to 480Mbps transfer rate. Groove design leaves no glue on stand. Sponge bottom creates an anti-slippery surface.

[Via GeekStuff4U.com]

Teleport 2.0

Teleport 2.0 is designed for storing phone call records on computer and registering incoming and outgoing calls. Teleport is compatible with any telephone set. It is operated through Paliha-Teleport computer program (for Windows).

Main functions include:

call record system (incoming and outgoing calls);

storage of dialed and incoming calls numbers;

outgoing calls registration in tone dialing and pulse modes;

caller ID;

call signal computer backup;

displaying caller image and name;

setting a tune as call signal;expanded phone book;

dialing numbers stored in archive or phone book with automatic redialing;

contact number interchange with office application;

sending a list of calls to office application;

information backup storage.

[Via ArtLebedev.com]

Michelangelo's Wooden LED Clock

It is said that famed artist Michelangelo would look at a piece of stone or wood and see what he was going to sculpt hidden inside. Just like old Mikie, now you too can see into the heart of a chunk of tree. The Wooden LED clock is a marvel of simplistic design. Until you plug it in, it looks like a pretty carved piece of wood. Power it up, and the time glows from inside.

A simple three button interface will let you program your clock. You can then have the time displayed in one of three ways: always on, like a normal clock; blinky mode, where the digits flash every 2.5 seconds; or slide mode, where as the minute changes the time displays one digit at a time. The Wooden LED Clock is a conversation piece like no other. None of Michelangelo's statues tell the time, so that makes this clock better. See, a clock cooler than a priceless work of art - now that is a great deal.

[Via ThinkGeek.com]

Ivory Pen Holder

Enjoy Sturdy Wax-Ivory colored 5 hole pen holder.

[Via KlearGear.com]

Will Return Clock

Just post the Will Return Clock on your office door or near your cubicle. Anyone coming to meet you will see the sign and know you're out, and they will wait for your return based on the time posted. But then they will notice that the time displayed is right now, and you're not back yet. So they'll leave, give you fifteen minutes, and come back. But now the time has changed. See? It's brilliant; you'll confuse and amuse everyone. And if you do happen to be at your desk and someone asks you something, just point to the clock and keep on working. You'll be back soon.

[Via ThinkGeek.com]

New-Year Tree Balls in Camouflage

SHAR-404 portable set is intended for improvement of forest units in the face of the new approaching year.

SHAR-404 are the only balls that do not spoil a New Year tree.

[Via ArtLebedev.com]

Lighted Message Board

Have you ever left a message on the message board for your colleagues and they never noticed it and it finally ended up with a big quarrel? A conventional message board that lets you use those ink markers to write on it, would not be prominent enough to attract attentions. You’d need something that can deliver the message in a more prominent manner, such as the written message could be flashing or blinking to attract others’ eyes on it.

Thanks to today’s LED technology, here comes the Lighted Message Board that features LED lights to better attract attentions. Just write your message on it using one of the two included special pens and switch on the LED. The message will stand out either blinking or flashing. You can also set it to work in the single color or multi-color mode. It runs on three AAA batteries.

[Via TechChee.com]

Executive Decision Maker

As any high-powered executive knows, decision-making can be a complicated, difficult process. The Executive Decision Maker will help simplify your life, making decisions quick and easy! Ask it a question, give the ball a little push and it will move around the field until it stops at its final destination - the ultimate decision. It's time to add this elegant executive toy, resplendent in gleaming chrome, to your power desk collection.

[Via OfficePlayground.com]

Sleep on Monitor

Dosugus cushion looks like a black screen and has good old DOS directories embroidered on it.

[Via ArtLebedev.com]

Walking Robot Pencil Sharpener

This is perhaps the coolest pencil sharpener ever to walk on its own. Just open its chest, insert a pencil, twist to sharpen, and remove your pointy pencil. By sharpening your pencil, you have secretly wound the 4" robot's power core and it will now begin walking toward you (or in whatever direction it's facing). The shavings empty into the robot's cranial chamber, which can be easily opened for emptying. If you don't have a pencil handy, just use the included key to wind up the robot. Either way, your robot will walk with delight.

[Via ThinkGeek.com]

Good Mood: Smiling Chair

Chair made from plywood and steel tubes. It certainly brings smile and good mood to your interior.

[Via Comunistar.com]

USB-Memory Card Reader-Writer Ball Pen

Thanko Spydisk USB-memory Card Reader-Writer Ball Pen: 512 Mb flash memory, SD Card Reader, USB bus power.

[Via GeekStuff4U.com]

ABC Paperclips

Here's alphabetized paperclips. Whether you want to organize certain things alphabetically or just want to prioritize – always a fun task - or turn your Moleskin into an alphabetized notebook. Or if you are into lists and want to have organized lists or if you just want to fool your fellow people and seem as if you are all organized.

[Via CharlesAndMarie.com]

Spike Cactus Pen

This nubby, tactile pen in a vibrant kelly green, is simply studded with personality. You won’t want to put it down; but when you do, it fits quite naturally into a miniature terra-cotta- finished pot. Spike Cactus Pen measures 5.5" and it's flower pot holder comes in at 1.75" tall.

[Via PatinaStores.com]

Babble Understands Social Context

Herman Miller and their consulting partners Applied Minds and Insight Product Development hope to solve that problem with a new device called Babble. Sort of like a stomp pedal for your phone, Babble takes your spoken words, and synthesizes a "conversation" of babbling voices around you. The effect for you, is a mildly distracting burble. But for a co-worker who can't hear the other side of the conversation, keeping track of any information on a casual basis becomes almost impossible. Babble works, because it understands the social context of its function.

[Via IDFuel.com]

Checked Paper Note Cube

Neatly square cut note paper checked in light-blue is just what you need for all creative purposes.

Millimetrus note cube includes ~900 sheets sized 9×9 cm (3.5×3.5 in) and is perfect for putting thoughts down.

[Via ArtLebedev.com]

Anti-Gravity Office Globe

The Levitron AG's museum quality design and futuristic effect make this a must-have for your office. Developed by an international engineering team, this stylish, electromagnetic toy uses minimal power to create real levitation. Suspended in mid-air, the Earth globe defies gravity, inspiring wonder and amazement amongst your co-workers. A super cool executive desk toy!

[Via OfficePlayground.com]

Dolphin Shelf

Wooden shelf in shape of dolphin designed by Radovan Martincek.

[Via Comunistar.com]

Ninja, Pirate and Geek

Each metallic round badge holder is approx 1 1/4" in diameter and fastens to your badge with a, well, badge fastener. Also contains a three foot retractable cord for easy access and the back of the body contains a clip to attach to your pants or wherever you like. Your choice of three enduring themes: Ninja, Pirate or Geek.

[Via ThinkGeek.com]

Activa Desk System

Activa is a functionally oriented program developed to meet the requirements of a modern office. The system is based upon a modular construction and can be assembled and converted without major effort or use of tools. A generously designed, retractable cable conduit facilitates a professional, easily accessible solution to the power supply of electrical devices. A vertically extractable cable duct allows for a concealed supply line for electrical power and network cables. Due to a multi-level height adjustment, the Activa desks enable the user to easily find his optimum seating position in the workplace. Exchangeable side panels allow the implementation of individual design ideas.

[Via Red-Dot.org]

Set of Nesting Dolls for Digial Era

Set of six traditional Russian dolls. Includes: bit, byte, kilobyte, megabyte, gigabyte and terabyte figures.

Each piece is made from geniune Russian linden tree.

[Via ArtLebedev.com]

Mug Boss

It has twelve durable pockets which can hold almost anything (pens, screwdrivers, laser pointers, paper clips, Bawls Mints, ad infinitum). Larger items can go directly into the mug itself. To top it off, a hook and loop closure holds the whole thing secure (it fastens through the mug handle).

[Via ThinkGeek.com]

Pritt Correction Roller (2005)

Pritt's Correction Roller Comfort is suitable for quick, clean and accurate corrections on paper and facsimiles, without leaving marks or stains on photocopies. The roller applies dry, which means that the corrected area can be written or typed over instantly. The band width of 4.2mm makes the roller ideal for correcting single lines of typed or printed text. In addition to purely functional aspects, the design focuses on aesthetics, ergonomics and a self-explanatory way of holding the roller. Unlike its conventional predecessors, the roller is moved flat - as opposed to upright - over the paper. The colour scheme is geared towards the various functional areas of the correction roller and reflects the membership in the Pritt correction roller product family.

[Via Red-Dot.org]

Office Game for Boring Working Day

This bowling game allows you to roll strikes, spares, and gutter balls on a desk or table. Players use the ramp to aim and hurl the steel ball down the lane; the ramp slides across the width of the lane to provide the necessary ball-release angles for picking up the dreaded seven-ten split. The solid oak lane has target arrows that provide a visual guide, and the pins are easy to set up, yet offer a stern challenge to both novice and seasoned tabletop bowlers.

[Via Hammacher.com]

Digital Pen: Office in Pocket

The EPOS-enabled Digital Pen & USB Flash Drive provides all the benefits of a digital pen with the addition of full Flash memory capabilities. Completely portable, users can write, sketch and draw freely anywhere, using regular paper, while the device simultaneously captures and stores all handwritten text and drawings in real-time to the Flash memory.

A multi-functional tool, stored data can be later uploaded to a PC via a standard USB port. Once uploaded, handwritten information can be transformed to text using standard handwriting recognition software, and notes and drawings can be edited and shared via email and messaging applications. Providing all the benefits of a regular Flash drive, the Digital Pen & USB Flash Drive stores hundreds of pages of handwritten text and drawings as well as image, music, and video files, etc.

Small, compact and completely wireless, the Digital Pen & USB Flash Drive can be used everywhere. The perfect alternative to carrying a heavy laptop, it is ideal for taking notes and jotting down diagrams in both the meeting room and the classroom. It can also be used for assisting sales force, technicians and delivery persons in the field for a variety of form filling and enterprise applications.

[Via Epos-PS.com]

USB Keypad & 12-Digit Calculator

Makes laptop numeric entry fast, simple and easy.

Features: anti-electrostatic, defending against electromagnetism interference; quiet, comfortable; ergonomic design; high quality thin key switch; lifetime electrical load: 10 million minutes; compatible with Windows XP/2000/ME/98, Mac OS.

[Via KlearGear.com]

Office Window Simulated

Made of electroluminescent sheets, Makoto Hirahara's Bright Blind simulates a window where none exists. In all other respects, the artificial blind functions in exactly the same way as a regular blind - ie turning the plastic stick controls the brightness, etc. As of this writing, this piece is made by hand, so it's available - but will take some time (and money) to create.

[Via PipeLine.Gnr8.biz]

USB Engine Hub

This office gadget based on the design of a motorbike engine, the USB Engine hub, is a 2.0 3 port USB hub which not only look nice but also provides you with an amazing engine noise.

[AkihabaraNews.com]

On/off mug

This simple, clever mug automatically indicates its current state of mind when you pour a hot beverage into it.
In its dormant state, the mug offers a black “OFF” display, but once your hot coffee or tea hits the inside, it gradually transforms to read “ON”. A heat sensitive pigment changes the color of the mug from black to white.

[Via Technabob.com]

Stabilo swing click highlighter

The Stabilo swing click is a flat highlighter with ballpoint pen mechanism. With its slim shaft and matt-finished grip, it fits comfortably in the user’s hand and facilitates easy and quick highlighting. Just as with a ballpoint pen, the marker tip can be extended out of the housing and retracted with another push of the button. In this way, the highlighter can be easily stowed away without having to use a cap. With the pocket clip, it can be securely attached to garments and other suitable spots, thus preventing possible loss.

[Via Red-Dot.org]

Personal Table Pornstar

This ceramics pen holder is designed by Peter Jakubik.
Personal table pornstar is allways ready to hold it.

[Via Comunistar.com]

Eraser Shaped Like Delete Key

The palm-size Tersumus eraser is shaped like the well-known key on a computer keyboard. With Tersumus, the question of what to get a computer geek for a present is the one to scratch off the list.

[Via ArtLebedev.com]

Shocking Marker

This shock marker is one of the greatest gadgets of all time. Looks like a real 6" marker. Who ever use this will scream. These will makes you keep laughing for a long time.

Warning! Emits electrical shock, it may interfere with electrical devices. Keep out of reach from children.

[Via PickEasy.com]

Lab Mug: Laboratory Beaker Mug

Step up to the big leagues, and drink deeply from your very own 400ml laboratory beaker! The glass handle keeps your dainty fingers from burning, while the graduated markings on the side proclaim this to be a vessel of science.

[Via ThinkGeek.com]

Pen with Paper

Scroll pen combines an easy-flow, ball point tip with a barrel that conceals a handy roll of paper. The very cool part of this pen is that you don't have to tear off the paper in order to write on it, but you can simply pull the barrel (bottom) away from the top and you then have a pen to write with and you can scroll back the paper into the cap to maintain a journal.

[Via UncommonGoods.com]

@mug

Atmark mug is an office gadget from Art. Lebedev Studio. @-shaped handle is easy to handle, no pun intended.

[Via ArtLebedev.com]

Clipped Office Gadget

This wonderful little device might actually cause some organized chaos on your desk. It's basically a spring shaped like an oversized stainless steel paper clip that allows you to stick anything that's currently lying on your table, or sticking on your screen, or pinned to some wall, into the soft springs. In turn, you will relieve your desk of some of the chaos it had to endure.

[Via CharlesAndMarie.com]

Car and Garage for Office Desk

Just plug the garage into your USB port, load up the software, and give the car about 10 minutes to charge (inside its garage). Once it's done, open the garage door and drive the car out using your keyboard's arrow keys. And if that pesky coffee mug gets in the way again, hit the space bar to honk your horn. But really, there isn't any traffic on your desk, so you should enjoy a wonderfully relaxing drive.

[Via ThinkGeek.com]

Office Clock Gadget

Binary started out as a way for geeks to master the world of computing, but binary is mostly just another way for us to help you confuse your friends and co-workers. Enter the Jumbo LED Binary Clock. Simply slap this stylistic one foot square clock on the wall or on your favorite flat surface, select BCD or pure binary mode, set the time, and voila! You've just created an Instant Confusion Device (ICD) that actually tells the time. Congratulations! For best results do net setup your ICD in your local IT Lab as the chances of confusion will decrease to the point of non-compliance. Now simply wait for the next peon to walk across it's path and stare in dis-belief as the thick sludge of neurons between his ears fails to grasp any approximation of the truth before his eyes.

The horizontal bottom row represents the seconds, the 2nd row from the bottom the minutes, and the third from the bottom the hour. Then the six vertical columns are each assigned a value, from left to right, they are: 32, 16, 8, 4, 2, 1. Just sum up the values across the horizontal columns for hours, minutes and seconds - and voila! Instant mad time genius.

[Via ThinkGeek.com]

Knicks Cable Holder

Sometimes good things come in small sizes, case in point: this small little clip – made out of metal, with a matte acrylic holding device, that attaches to the edge of your table and extends out by about half an inch. At the end is a small little round opening, that allows you to easily pull a cable through it. When you don't need the cable – i.e. take you laptop with you, or your iPod, or anything that has a plug on a cable (the options are countless) - the plug gets 'stuck' in the opening, which prevents it from falling down. Which means, when you return, you don’t have to get down on your knees and try to fiddle the plug behind your table, it falling down a million times and you getting aggravated.

[Via CharlesAndMarie.com]

Clock for True Minimalist

Sure, there are plenty of cool modern digital clocks out there these days, but this one is so beautifully simple that you definitely should check it out.
The ZER00:00 clock is so minimal that it doesn’t even provide a way to set the time. Simply plug in the battery at midnight sharp, and it starts keeping time. Conceived by Dutch design house WATdesign, the ZER00:00, the clock is comprised of a simple circuit board, etched with either a butterfly or tree pattern, and powered by a 9-volt battery which also serves as a stand.

[Via Technabob.com]

USB Air Darts Gadget

You cubicle warriors out there can get pretty intense in your day-to-day work environments. This USB-powered launcher with three darts may be the perfect weapon to add to your arsenal. Using the included software, firing is just a mouse-click away. Unfortunately, yes, you still have to go pick them up after they're fired and there is a good chance all three darts will be lost quickly. Oh well, at least there won't be assault charges after you beat your cube neighbor with the ole' Swingline.

[Via Gizmodo.com]

Send Fax to Mobile Phone

Ever wanted to send handwriting text from your fax to a mobile phone? Get yourself a SP-NA640 from NEC. Then just draw or write anything on sheet of paper, scan it, and send it to any mobile phone. SP-NA640 will send an image document by email, and will also be able to send over colored documents.

[Via AkihabaraNews.com]

Robot Calculator

This calculator does it all. Not only does it look like a cool semi-retro robot, but it can add and subtract and multiply and divide. But unlike ordinary calculators, this one has hands and feet. The feet will let it stand upright and the hands will let it hold things (like pens, cables, or the included LED light).

There are also clips on its "head" to hold notes and a magnet on its back to hold metal things. But the coolest thing you can do with the Robot Calculator is beat up other calculators - see hands are for holding, helping, and hitting! So what if that guy down the hall has a calculator that can do natural log functions; your calculator can punch his in the display so many times, his calculator won't know a cosine from a fraction!

[Via ThinkGeek.com]

Photocopier that Translates

Fuji Xerox have come up with a very neat twist on the traditional photocopier, their new prototype can translate on the fly.

The translatocopier currently supports English, Japanese, Chinese and Korean. When a document is scanned it automagically differentiates diagrams from text which it then translates maintaining the original layout.

[Via Coolest-Gadgets.com]

Cubicle Office Gadget

We all have it, what people call the 'personal space' or 'zone' - the area around us that if impeded on makes us uncomfortable. The Eclipse Office Partitioning System was developed to address the issue of privacy and lack there-of in open plan designs seen in workplaces today. Cubicles don’t exactly illicit hard work so Designer Marcus Curran wanted to create something for the not too distant future. A partitioning system that not only looks good but defines and protects our 'personal space'.

The system includes a desk, task chair, expandable hood, integrated speakers, and power all set on casters for true mobility. It makes me think of rollie pollies and I have yet to decide if that’s a good or bad thing. Could you work in something like this?

[Via YankoDesign.com]

USB Hub Opens Envelopes Too

If you are finding the suitable USB Hub for your office desk, then this might be the one you are looking for. This alarm clock USB Hub contains 4 input for USB so that you don’t have to bend down and plug the flashdrive into the PC’s USB Hub.

The specialty of this USB Hub is that it can open envelopes. It evens sounds “Bi Bi” alarm around 30 seconds when set, and it can be powered by 3 AA batteries or USB Connection. The transfer speed of this gadget is 480 Mbps.

[Via Gadget9.com]

Glass Table Gadget

12mm tempered glass tops with stainless steel hardware for joining to the frame.

Frames in White or Aluminum Glass tops are clear or silk screen.

[Via OfficeReality.co.uk]

Shooting Cubicle Alarm System

The trouble with most alarm systems is that they are passive. Passive in the respect that they only alert someone to the intruder, but they don't fight the intruder themselves. Well, consider the Shooting Cubicle Alarm System a step in the right direction. Using technology adapted in Area 51 (by elves, of all people), this three stage system protects everything in your cubicle - and beyond.

Each unit has an ever-watchful motion sensor. The first line of defense is lovingly referred to as Alarm 1. When Alarm 1 is tripped two very important things happen. First, it flashes and klaxons to signal an intrusion. But (and this is the kicker) it also arms Alarms 2 and 3 using invisible wireless signals. Alarm 2 also has an audible alarm, but it is louder than Alarm 1. It also will spot the varmint with a red light beam. Alarm 3 is the coolest; when it is tripped two safe (but surprising) missiles will be launched at the now-fleeing interloper. You valuables will be safe, your cubicle will be secure, and your foe will be embarrassed enough to leave your red Swingline stapler alone for good!

[Via ThinkGeek]

Office Chair: Foot Dream

Value Lazy boy recliner and foot stool.

[Via OfficeReality.co.uk]